getting too manic, too often.
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)
a haiku about kingdom hearts:
oh my fucking shit
heal me god fucking dammit
for fuck’s sake donald
and when I leave you will finally understand
why storms are named after people. (via gebeine)
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
i’ve basically been wearing the same two shirts for the last 1.5-2 weeks and it’s whatever.
besides the two from Mama, this is the worst thing ever.
Get your facts straight, CNN.
If you didn’t know, Stephen Colbert is a literal expert on Lord of the Rings. He went onto the sets of one of the films and managed to beat the resident lore expert in a trivia contest. Someday he will die and Death will come, and he will live forever by challenging him to a contest of LoTR trivia.
friendly reminder that when they were making armor for the monsters in the LOTR movies colbert came on set and gave tips to improve and make them more accurate
seriously, this man is everything.
not to be that guy, however, if it’s 10pm and you can’t sleep, that’s hardly insomnia.
this dog understands life
when you clean your glasses it’s like switching from 240p to 720p